by Alanna January 29, 2004
The process involving 2 naked men running head-on to each other with erections. The two penii clashing together will cause one to snap off. For bonus points the winner must insert the winning member into the loser's blood-stained urethra.
Often used during Bro Rape.
Often used during Bro Rape.
-Hey man, I went jousting yesterday and my dick snapped off and went in my eye! Man what a weekend!
"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."
"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."
by J.// September 15, 2007
Frank, the bike messenger, was couldn't help but joust when he saw a hot latina chick in a thong walk down the street.
by Strider51 April 26, 2010
A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.
by sminturn November 03, 2006
Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.
by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 13, 2017
When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.
by Big Short January 21, 2009
The act of two males sword fighting using their erect penises, often to duel for a woman's affections
by No puttz January 24, 2015