Josiah Rivero

The max level of sus that someone can potentially get to.

Why are you so Josiah Rivero.

by IsitwhileIpeeanditfeelsgreat June 11, 2019

Josiah

josiah is the type of person who you wish you could be around for days. he’s a genuine person who loves to make jokes, and is an actual intellectual. they drop hints very slyly, so pay attention. josiahs are loving souls who will always be someone to lean on. you best be grateful for them, they’re valuable.

josiah is lit

by scaleisjungkook May 11, 2019

Josiah

A fucking short Mexican retard who laughs really loud and too much but you keep him around anyway.

Person A: hey Josiah, knock knock

Josiah: BLAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHEHEHHEHHEHEEEHEHWHEHEEE*GAAAAAASP**WHEEEEEZE* whose there.

by Pretty Dick aka Jimmmy July 1, 2019

josiah

the best person to exist . truly the best friend you can have , he is there when you’re sad , upset , angry , or anxious , he makes me feel pure . he makes me feel truly happy , and completely myself . i don't know what i would do without him i really don’t . and i think that he is someone i can go to when i have problems with family or anything , he will help me get through it , and i know he’ll never leave me , because he knows i’m scared of losing him or being alone . but all in all , he’s perfect . he’s the best .

there’s my bestfriend josiahhh .

by iatethebat June 1, 2020

Josiah

A sweet thang. One who needs trash-bags for his penis. Is great in bed and has a thing for emo-looking girls. His personality is kind, but is in dire need to put some attention to the ones that he likes. Has perverted humor. Is an overall hottie with one rule: No pants in bed.

Look at him! He MUST be a Josiah

by Dark Koi September 28, 2009

The Jooyah Disaster

An tragic even whereferry flipped upside down in Africa, killing a lot of people.

Clan Deets lost powerful allies in the Jooyah Disaster and therefore they will never forget the Jooyaha

I will alwats remember the Jooya.

by sckit June 7, 2005

Josiah

A great guy. Josiah is so sweet, caring, loving, funny, cute, and trustworthy. He always knows how to make someone smile. He’s always there for you. He is athletic and girls love him.

Girl 1: I met this amazing guy last night !!
Girl 2: what’s his name??
Girl 1: Josiah😍

by Monkey123butts123 November 25, 2018