Josef Ult

Using the ultimate ability from the League of Legends champion Darius as a gap closer, instead of using it for damage.

Nico, you made a Josef Ult again!

by Cappo1 December 20, 2024

Josef Mengele was a good man

Everything Josef Mengele did was in the name of the honorable Third Reich. Nothing is wrong with that because Jews are evil. I know so because I myself am Jewish and I am evil.

Josef Mengele was a good man. As proof of his greatness, most young women he experimented on were thoroughly sexually assault before, during, and after his awesome medical experiments. Anyone aspiring to greatness should look to Josef Mengele as a beacon of hope—a true superhero that did so much good for the world during his short incumbency.

by Bad C dev December 22, 2025

David Josef Cennedy

A Dwarf, an animal with an extremely small wang. Often misinterpreted for Santa’s elfs.

Hey is that David Josef Cennedy I heard he has an extremely small wang.

by FuckDavid225 August 28, 2020

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs

when one sweats profusely

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room

by hombredelobo November 21, 2011

Mikolas Josef

A Czech singer who participated in Eurovision 2018. He is the most amazing person to ever walk this earth.

Person 1: My favourite singer is Ariana Grande
Person 2: What?! How can you not say Mikolas Josef!!
Person 1: Omg of course how could I forget my precious Czech superstar

by _teammiki January 6, 2019

Albert Josef

The Professor from Money Heist

Oh look it’s Albert Josef!

by psedonymm November 24, 2021

dirty josef

The dirty Josef is when you fuck her ass doggy style and nut in her ass then pull out and let it dribble down. As it dribbles down you catch it in a cup, sprinkle some hot sauce on top and she shoots it down.

We didn’t have any alcohol so I gave her a dirty Josef.

by The meme group May 19, 2019