Used to describe a continuous state of undesirable conditions. It's janky as a consequence of its existence. Something so fucked up that it will never be the same again i.e., scorched earth.
Dude 1: "If so-and-so" get's elected, this shit will turn into Jankonia"
Dude 2: "Naw son, this shit be Jankonia"
Dude 3: "Word"
Dude 2: "Naw son, this shit be Jankonia"
Dude 3: "Word"
by Dame Hotttness May 6, 2008
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Dammmm there’s Jonka
by Tommy macharov June 10, 2018
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Jokoy is a Filipino American comedian who is really entertaining although he often use words that are not acceptable to most Filipinos, kids and elderly.
Jokoy: my "Fucking" mom used Vicks to treat Pneumonia.
Conservative Filipino: Did he say "Fucking mom"?
Conservative Filipino: Did he say "Fucking mom"?
by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 July 18, 2020
Get the JoKoy mug.An incredibly smart and epic person, Janko dwells in the deepest depths of reddit. Unlike other redditors, his humour is very funny and incredibly structured, making it very funny. He is a Minecrafter. He is a skilled master of yo-yo.
"Yo man! Have you seen Janko?! We're supposed to play Minecraft tonight!"
"Chill he's probably practicing for his yo-yo tournament."
"Chill he's probably practicing for his yo-yo tournament."
by MauricePog October 4, 2020
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by I love the radio July 21, 2021
Get the JonkMonk mug.Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
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by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021
Get the Jonkey day mug.The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.
"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."
"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."
"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."
by TheDeej February 13, 2008
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