Desperation Joggers

(Noun) Joggers that you buy the night before traveling, although they were entirely too expensive and you probably will never wear them again.

Sharon, in a moment of lapsed judgement, purchased navy blue desperation joggers for her flight to Hawaii.

by Amersons March 5, 2019

Jogger's Log

The condition brought about by performing strenuous physical activity with a loaded colon. Symptoms can range from acute fart pressure buildup to severe mudbutt, and in some cases, sharts.

Sorry for the half-assed performance, coach. I've got a bad case of jogger's log and might fill my britches if I don't keep a full clench.

by Tcd November 21, 2013

Morning Jogger

A morning jogger is an absolute wet wipe of a person. Boring, predictable, annoying.

Have you heard much from Lew and Jon?

No, they have turned into morning joggers .

by WeNeedaMedic January 19, 2019

Joggers nipple

To recieve a short term iritation to the nipples by rubbing on material or carpets!

he took me from behind in the lexus and my nips rubbed so much on the seat I got joggers nipple, twat dot com!

by server room ho January 20, 2009

Joggers nipple

to recieve iritation to the nipples from severe rubbing on a material or faberic.

He hammered me so hard in the server room I got joggers nipple off the carpets.

by hay ho March 6, 2009

joggers and bikes

niggers and kikes

man I fucking hate joggers and bikes.

by gdfrhujgfkhgdvbdzs\rtdgb yvdxz July 14, 2020

muddy jogger

Similar to a dirty sanchez, the male removes the penis after anal sex and wipes the feces on the feet of the sexual partner.The partner then proceeds to walk, stand or rub the feces covered feet on the other partner. A mix of foot fetish and feces fetish.

"Dude, last night instead of the typical sanchez, I did the muddy jogger."

by Jagermeister989 August 19, 2007