by vince April 03, 2005
by Analbeadlover February 20, 2017
The definition of brilliant. A kind, loving guy who is confident and fun to be around. A Joe is a dog lover, who has strong opinions and isn't afraid to speak his mind. A Joe knows how to treat a girl well, and knows how to make her happy. Anyone in the world is lucky to be friends/together with a Joe, because a Joe is something that you would always want to hold on to. Joes are picky eaters, and many Joes have a great love for Pombear crisps.
by Revan123 August 11, 2010
This on a level of difficulty for sexual postions on a scail from 1-10 is about a 14. The Joe is when you do a hand stand in front of the other person nakid with all of your junk stuffed in to a condom... balls and all. then you say "dosent it look like a chest burster from alien!?"
by Barrett January 27, 2005
A person who owns a third leg, shlong, or dode. Also loves the vagina. Milfs are considered to be his prey. Hes pretty much fucked your mom so accept it.. Hes the best looking, smartest and most athlectic guy to ever walk the earth. Also preforms intercourse extremely well. His dick is considered to be holy. The envy and role model of everyman.
by joe_moreno7 September 06, 2009
someone who has a big heart. joes are always warm, and can never get enough hugs. they will go on long walks with you and talk about the future that is bound to happen. joes like their coffee white, and they will always make you a cup in the morning. they have great hair, usually a golden-brown color, and its always cute and ruffled in the morning. joes have minds like labyrinths. they are so confusing to read, but will always willingly tell you how they feel. they are super creative, and love to run around as much as they love to sit around and cuddle all day. but the best feature of joes is their taste in music. they love rock, classic rock, indie rock, pop-punk, alternative, and metalcore. joes will dance all day long with you, while singing of course, then sleep all night with you. most of the time joes will only wear hoodies and underwear while cuddling.
best friend: wait who was that? were you two kissing?
joes girl: oh, thats joe. hes mine.
best friend: you got a joe?! oh my god i want one!
joes girl: oh, thats joe. hes mine.
best friend: you got a joe?! oh my god i want one!
by strawberryunicorns123 March 10, 2014
Joe is good
by By Georgie January 23, 2018