Jizzled

An immature way to say drizzled.

Dude, you just jizzled all that syrup on your pancakes.

by UDSD December 29, 2009

Jizzleberry

A consequence resulting from projectile ejaculation whilst bathing in a shower (Dire results may happen while in a bathtub). Targeted body parts include, but not limited to: chest hair, forearms, back of the neck hair, knuckles, taint, nose hair, and soles of feet. Landing of snake batter upon pubic hair will happen in cases of extreme pleasure buzzkillers.

I went to shake my friends hand in front of the Olive Garden's restroom, yet he found a jizzleberry stuck to the hair on back of my hand. How embarrassing.

by Sir Richard Jizzleberry IV January 16, 2011

D-O-double jizzle

When you use two glazed doughnuts to beat off with

by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003

jizzle puffs

When one excretes semen onto their breakfast cereal

I turned my coco puffs into jizzle puffs this morning. Its iron man food. How many do you do?

by gavin mcabbo September 24, 2006

drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles

I fucked your mom and blew my load all over her tits.

You Velma, I just drizzle my jizzle on yo mizzles tizzles!

by Prof. Stinkbottom October 27, 2004

jizzle

The indeterminate drizzle of semen that follows ejaculation.

"We would've gotten away with it too, if her parents hadn't seen the jizzle spot on my pants."

by Adman12 November 17, 2005

jizzle sprout

someone younger than you.

wow, that girl is fine, but she's still a jizzle sprout.

by boomshakalaka1234 August 29, 2006