JewBerry

A slang term for a Blackberry phone, normally used to indicate the general audience that uses them.

Jacob checks his stock portfolio on his new JewBerry.

by your mother trebek June 5, 2009

Jeger Traum

An alcohol drink, tastes same as Real Jeger Meister drink, but 4 times cheaper and gives u a headache for next 2 days.

Zile: what we gonna do tonight ?
Vertel: we gonna drink jeger traum!!! lets traumatize each other tonight!!!
Zyle : Okay,ill buy it in liqor store , just 10$ for 50 oz

by zyver January 3, 2009

Jewerous

The opposite of generous.

That guy never chips in because he is very jewerous.

by ellneph January 11, 2011

Jewgel

Jewish bagel

Veronica "i cant believe i haven't had a jewgel with Philly yet"

by Igst85 June 18, 2013

Jewber

A person that calls a Uber instead of a cab in order to save a couple shekels

To hell with a cab, call me a jewber!

by Superkewl123 June 4, 2018

jewgrinch

A jewgrinch is a noun that usually describes a selfish person who stops at nothing to get something for free, or some sort of money reward no matter how small or insignificant. Often a jewgrinch can be seen fighting over a penny found on the ground.

Gosh, Grant is such a jewgrinch. Did you see the way he just pounced on that penny that was on the ground?

by J the Shark April 22, 2013

Jewmer

Jewish Boomer,
Has all the annoying traits of a regular boomer but has the added overbearingness and high expectations of Jewish Parents.

Ex1
Dave: You millennials are so lazy! When I was your age I was married, had a house and a career! The reason you're all still living with us is because you don't want to work hard!
Jonny: Actually housing prices nowadays are extortionate, most jobs pay's lousy.
Dave: It's your fault for wasting your bar mitzvah money on tut!

Jonny: Like you didn't waste yours on a fancy brief case!

Dave: That's not the same! It was different then!

Jonny: Exactly! Housing was affordable and a degree got you a job!

Dave: No! Your generation are lazy! If you worked hard and didn't waste money on your luxuries you'd have your own place!

Jonny: Because you'd totally give up your daily Starbucks and going out for dinner regularly to live in a crappy room. Pfft Jewmers!

Ex 2
Sharon: Why are you so fatutzed Hannah! You millenials are such snow flakes!

Hanna: I'm fatutzed because you keep calling my boyfriend a shmecky yok!

Sharon: Just be glad you're allowed to date a goy! When I was a kid my bubba slagged off my boyfriend for being reform! Said I should be with a frum boy and I was a disgrace, you know what I did? I listened to what she had to say and I apologised, you know why? Because I respected her! I didn't get offended like your generation does!

Hanna: That's abuse! That's not being thick skinned, that's you letting your grandma bully you under the guise of "respect". You Jewmers call us snow flakes, when frankly you were abused and were taught it was normal.

by mrperson123 June 25, 2021