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redneck jewelery

An assortment of hickeys, usually around the neck, which are displayed, much to the dismay of everyone that has a maturity level of more than dumb, and/or graduated high school.
Girl #1: What the heck is on her neck?

Girl #2: It's her redneck jewelery from her boyfriend from the trailer next door.

Girl #1: Of course!
by Yeah, that's right March 31, 2009
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uterine jewelry

I'm going to the box doc today for my annual uterine jewelry inspection.
by gefion October 18, 2010
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Jewelry Junky

Someone who spends all their money on ugly, shitty jewelry and insists on wearing as much of it as possible.
April hated her jewelry junky roommate. You could hear the banging and clicking of her ugly necklaces, bracelets, anklets, and rings every time she moved around the house.

Annie was a pathetic jewelry junky. She’d parade around the office in 10 cheap gold chains and bracelets up to her elbows.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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jelly jewelry

The creation of jewelry consisting of semen.

Rings: during hand-shandy's
Necklace's: when she doesn't swallow
Bracelets: when she gives you a hand-shandy
She was tugging hard the other night and I shot me load, giving her some nice rings and plenty of other jelly jewelry as well...
by Flatster November 10, 2005
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Nerd Jewelry

Several USB memory devices on a lanyard hanging around the neck and or Bluetooth device worn on the ear for show.
Check out that geek, he is showing off all of his Nerd Jewelry as he walks around his favorite computer store.
by David J. Sanchez June 9, 2008
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Jewelry

Most times, one hecuva waste of money. And I'm a girl.
Let's buy some jewelry!

Nooo I want to play lazer tag instead.
by blickery August 6, 2008
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man jewelery

Long, draping sort of jewelery men where when they think they are stylish and/or trying to be.

When men get make-overs and require jewelery to be draped around they're body parts.
"We'll just drape some man jewelery on him."
by Dizzle G- Homeslice September 23, 2006
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