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Jewbear

The nickname of your favorite fluffy Jew.
Usually has long hair and likes to give hugs.
Usually a guy.
Jake: "Joshua is Jewish and likes hugs."

Mike: "Yeah, he's our Jewbear!"
by Nazigirl667 February 8, 2012
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Jewberg

Reference for one of jewish decent. Particularly used when the persons last name ends in -berg. Which is a good portion of the time.
Anybody seen John? Yo, jewberg, where you hidin'?
by flabimus prime May 7, 2009
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Jewbama

Jewbama is a bastard variant of Obama, wherein PreZ Blackass removes his nigga mask and shows you the Jewish corporate splendor of what lies beneath the mask:

Jewbama.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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Jewber Jabber

It's the word used to describe the speech used by people living in Israel. Most notably so, when they are speaking quickly and you cannot distinguish one word from another.
All I hear is Jewber Jabber?
by Omnipotentia November 2, 2015
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Jewbilee

Any gathering of a large number of people of jewish decent. Often characterized by cheap party decorations, anything matza, and and chocolate money.
1.The floor of the Jewbilee was completely devoid of change
2.Those people at the Jewbilee were the stingiest people I ever met.
by Diabolical Diabetic December 7, 2004
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Jewbacca

1. A hairy man or woman of hebrew lineage.
2. A large outgrowth of pubic hair belonging to either a man or woman of hebrew lineage.
I was about to go down on her..but she pulled off her panties, and JEWBACCA!
by JFray October 26, 2006
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