Jetpack Lineback

The middle linebacker in Madden who always jumps 10 feet vertically to swat down a pass.

CRAP! Jetpack Linebacker just picked me off!

by MIsForMaverick October 9, 2012

Jetpack

when you fart so powerful, it launches you across the exosphere. If you're lucky, you can grab a moon rock.

After eating a mukbang, he turned into a jetpack

by c u m m a n April 15, 2020

stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)

defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."

by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024

Jetpacking

Fucking a tubby girl's backfat while she brings her arms in and flexes her lats (AKA jetpack position).

Emma bragged to her classmates that Wyatt had a good time jetpacking her in a tree house last evening.

by NastyN8Dawg June 10, 2021

Jetpack Buttcrack

The jetpack that is so strong it cracks your butt

Holy shit! That jetpack buttcrack really cracked his ass and went in his ass cheeks

by little_man_with_hands October 28, 2022

Jetpack Top

A shorter-than-average gay man who prefers to top instead of bottom. Comes from spooning, where the short guy is the "big spoon" to a taller partner.

"Isn't jake 5'6"? I thought he was a bottom."
"No, he's a jetpack top."

by mmetz April 2, 2025

Jetpack

The act of ejaculating so hard the bottom gets blown into the air like a bottle rocket

I gave your mom a jetpack and put a hole in the ceiling!

by Tony Shart February 10, 2020