jesse b

jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist. no person has won more championships or achieved greater feats in the cycling world than jesse b has.

luke: "I am the worlds greatest cyclist."
jon arbuckle: "actually no, jesse b is the worlds greatest cyclist, and he will be forever."

by racist (I love racing cars) January 5, 2021

Jessie Paege

The sweetest, most wholesome meme mom/dad in the whole universe.

Person 1: You know Jessie Paege?
Person 2: Yeah! She's so sweet and positive and funny.

by someone you haven't met November 7, 2018

Jessy

Jessy is a nice girl, you can laugh with her and is very attractive. She is not shy and says what she thinks. When she don't like you, she can be a bitch. But she also can be your best friend. When she says that she loves you, she really does. She is very beautiful and is nearly a brunette with brown eyes. She is very social and secure about herself. She likes go go out with her friends. Love her and keep her. You won't find a Jessy anymore when you have lost her.

Everyone : "Jessy is awesome. Be like Jessy!!"

by bbexbb June 15, 2016

jesse jackson

A man who gets involved with everything that involves a black person, and thinks that he is needed everytime that something happens. He turns everything into a race issue. If Micheal Jackson is in trouble, its a race issue, if O.J. Simpson kills someone, its a race issue.

**breaking news** Chicago man kills wife. Jesse Jackson has released a statement on this, althought having no relation or having anything to do with this, saying, "Had this been a white man killing his wife, no one would have made a big deal of it, this is all because of race."

Give it a rest Jackson, quit your dayjob.

by Danderson July 16, 2008

Jessie Paege

An amazing fatherly figure, Jessie Paege is a loving, kind, and awkward bisexual. She often describes people as daddy, as well as people describing her as daddy.

Person A: Have you heard of Jessie Paege
Person B: Yeah, she's such a dad.

by rainb0wdin0saurs June 11, 2019

Jessie the Dog

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.

Person 1: Who's your favorite Family Guy character?
Person 2: Jessie the Dog. Herbert's dog, BTW

by Epigiggity August 15, 2011

Jesse Kim

Someone who falls off the map so that the enemy cant get his loot.

I'm about to die! I'm doing a Jesse Kim!

by Jonderson1 March 25, 2022