Rudi Jensen

Rudi Jensen is a very stellar and soft spoken bad ass who is genuine in every way. Very caring, outgoing and gentle. Can be a beast and savage at times. Will help anyone at any chance. Such a poetic and inspiring man. Very sexy and muscular viking

Rudi Jensen is such a sexy inspirational beast

by Allusladiesoutthere October 19, 2020

Jack Jensen

A sexy beast who is way to cute for everyone around him. He can usually be found around two other chads and is very shy and insane at everything except balancing. Usually a track kid and has women crawling on him. Has a 4.0.

Wow That Kid Has So Many Girls He Must Be A Jack Jensen

by Curious George Hamilton May 6, 2022

Sunk the Jensen

Or Sinking the Jensen. In an effort to show a lady you are fond of, your great level of affection and you are shot down. You have sunk the Jensen

Bill: hey Nick, what happen to asking out Sally?
Nick: I Sunk the Jensen

by SwagmastaD December 10, 2014

Jesenia

A unique, intelligent, yet somewhat peculiar girl. She has a hard time being completely understood but she always has an easy time getting along with others.

That girl loves Kicks AND loves being a fulltime nerd, she's a Jesenia.

by jesgonecrazy August 16, 2009

Jessen

A person of great daring and courage. Brave and trustworthy, defender of the weak, unusually wise and cunning. Generally attractive, adventurous and athletic.

Willing to fight at the drop of a hat and not afraid to try anything, as long as it does not involve acts of hosexuallity, beastiallity or sodomy, and does not impare thought.

A Jessen just kicked your dad's ass for being a wife beating, speed snorting, lazy, crossdressing, cock smoking, cum gargling, child molesting, turncoat, peice of shit!

by The Original Chipper November 26, 2010

Erik Jensen

A individual on this planet that, has lesser than normal intelligence. Thinks that having muscles makes you more than what you actually are. Able to mimic intelligent people long enough to pass an exam, but when confronted with a life altering decison always makes the wrong choice. Unable to cook anything other than eggs and cereal. A person who thinks they know everything but is wrong 95 percent of the time all the time.

1. Massive Baby Back Bitch

2. Retard

3. Douchbag

4. Homo

5. Guy that walks around the gym correcting your form.

6. Worst gamer ethics ever in Magic The Gathering.

1. All he does is act like a "Erik Jensen" all day, everyday.

2. I told him to wear a helmet otherwise he could wreck and turn into a "Erik Jensen".

3. After we got done fucking I told her to go use a "Erik Jensen" to clean her self up.

4. I accidently walked into a gay bar and it was full of "Erik Jensens".

5. Good thing that a "Erik Jensen" was here...3 years in the gym and I didnt know what i was doing this whole time.

6. Borrows your computer so can play as 2 people in a Magic tournament to win....called "PULLING A ERIK JENSEN"

by DirtyDelta#D-BLOCK February 7, 2013

jensen ackles

A Great Actor, most well known as "Dean Winchester' from Supernatural.
Jensen was born on March 1, 1978 in Dallas, texas.

Jensen has also acted in 'Days of our lives' and 'Smallville'

Jensen Ackles is very good looking

by Tina-Fish October 7, 2007