Jenelle

Goddess of all beautiful, kind and deep, said to live among humans in successive incarnations throughout time. Her gaze can be the doom of the bravest of men and her smile can light up the darkest of situations.

Among other things, Jenelle is said to be the only woman who has ever stimulated both the body and mind of Santiago, the argentinian sex god.

- Check out Natalie Portman... I'm so in love with her... she's like Jenelle to me !
- Dude.. you don't know what you are talking about

by albionx December 1, 2011

janell

the best friend a person could have. nice beautiful.funny and all round great person to be with. most girl wanna be like her. and most boy wanna get wit her

girl would say ~ omg did u see janell. i wanna be just like her.

boy would say ~ DAMN that girl was a janell!

by tosie posie June 2, 2008

Janelle

Janelle is the text-book definition of a perfect person. Janelle's personality, looks, and sense of humor are off the charts. If you're ever down, having a rough day, or even just need someone to talk to, Janelle is always there, and you can always count on her to say the right thing. Janelle may be unaware, but she has had such a positive impact on many people in her life and she only deserves the best. Janelle does not like the word "love" because it's too strong of a word. But regardless. I love you.

How am I even in the same car as Janelle.

Looking as good as Janelle is illegal.

by Ethan ♥ October 11, 2020

Janelle Life

A promising Youtuber who lives in Texas, USA. She never plans out her videos ahead of time which makes her fun, derpy personality shine through naturally. Janelle has a plush giraffe that makes an appearance in all of her videos named Taches McGee, which is why some of her fans call her Janelle McGee. She is best known for her Ultimate Compliment - 'I want to eat your face' which her fans have now adopted. Janelle's fans call themselves 'Janellets'.

'I want to eat your face.' -Janelle

'Hey, have you check out the latest Janelle Life video?'

by ~Janellet May 7, 2013

Jewell

Inhumanly gorgeous looking snack

when someone looks inhumanly beautiful.

" Rahh , you look like a Jewell rn FR"

by Mvffin February 26, 2018

Jenelle

Sweet loving girl that everyone loved thick ,amazing smile ,funny as hell , pretty as hell, an amazing person and a great best friend made by Nataly

Wow I lovee Jenelle she is so pretty and funny

by You know me❤️ September 22, 2018

Jerell's Law

Jerell's Law states that any claim made by Jerell is over-exaggerated; thus, upon hearing said claims, one must divide everything he says by two, but if it's really extreme, divide it by three.

Jerell: Duuuude, I got my nollie laser flips on lock; I can do them 9 out of 10 times!

Alex: Jerell's Law? I'm pretty sure that means you can do it only three times out of ten.

by BPC MHS July 6, 2010