Jelging

The format of Jelging varies but tend to be based around a daily workout of around 15 to 30 minutes. The Jelging workout usually starts with a warm-up. Typically the warm-up involves either a warm bath or a hot wrap (towel soaked in warm water) applied to the penis. The purpose of the warm-up is to stimulate blood flow to the penis and prepare it for the Jelging exercises. Lubricant should be applied. Once the warm-up is completed, the jelg techniques can be started. Remember that Jelging should only be done on a semi-tumescent penis, never on a fully erect penis. and The hand-grip should completely encircle the base of the penis thus ensuring that no blood escapes from the penis. The hand then gently "milks" the penis, moving towards the head and forcing the blood toward the end of the penis. Around 200 rhythmic jelq strokes per session is the average workout. Ejaculation should not occur and if the urge becomes apparent then a pause from exercising is recommended. The Jelging exercises should be stopped immediately if any pain or discomfort becomes apparent or the penis becomes erect.

Several months after begining the workout, penis size gains, both in penis girth and penis length should become apparent. After 6 months or a year gains of 2 inches in length are not uncommon.

Dude!I can grow my penis bigger than yours
i jelging ever day

by Nicolson February 15, 2008

jilling it

The act of female masturbation.

"You going home with that guy tonight?"
"Nah, ain't no Jacks coming up this hill. I'll be jilling it tonight."

by sugabritts October 2, 2014

jellin

(verb) to be very jealous of something that somebody else has.
-- envious

elizabeth got to go to the beer pong party, i'm major jellin.

by word_uppp May 31, 2007

Jelking

Fully embracing the mota and incresing penis length through streching all while shredding the gnarwall.

Did you see that 360 reverse gargoyle while jelking that he pulled off?? Impeccable form.

by NigelPhish December 29, 2009

jelliner

When you get jelly of your liking and smear it gently over your erect penis (make sure you get a lot on there!!!!!) then after you prepared your penis. Then you need to find a extraordinary woman to have sex with. Then you lick the jelly out of her vagina

Hey Bill wen was the last time you had a jelliner with Sandy

by jellinerbill June 13, 2009

Jewlingual

The ability to speak Hebrew and one any other language

The Rabbi managed to persuade the masses to accept his point of view, thanks to his amazing Jewlingual skills

by Jewminator August 12, 2012

jebling

Dwane Cunningham

Oi you know that fag dwane he’s a fucking jebling

by Virus Triikz October 16, 2020