jears

Short for "Jack's tears", an online joke about how often Jack Shephard cries on ABC's LOST television program. Fandom bloggers recap episodes according to a Jears-O-Meter and create macros about Jack's emotional instability.

Ack-Attack: "Matthew Fox needs lessons from Jeffrey Dean Morgan on how to cry like a man! *jears*"

"It was like 80 degrees with a 100% chance of JEARSTORMS!!!!"

Painting big blue teardrops on Jack's photos with MS Paint.

by Coell CMU September 5, 2007

Jeffrey Epstein

A man who owned a private island where he abused underage children. A former US President and a British Prince, among others, knew exactly what he was doing but didn't report it to the authorities. He also DID NOT kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx March 17, 2021

Jeffree star

He is a guy that likes mirrors and makeup and cars and money to much bitch

Shane Dawson: OMG..wtf
Andrew siwiki: its literally just jeffree stars mansion

by Dumby poopoo January 30, 2020

Jeffrey

A true gentleman, just like the princes out of the best Disney movies. He is kind and darling and can really pull of wearing a sweater vest. Jeffreys are known for their hilarious imitations of certain characters, and are extremely talented in many fields. However, one must be careful around a jeffrey, as they are prone to unannounced tickle battles and usually win. Perhaps the most prominent aspect of a jeffrey is that no matter where he may go, he is always loved.

I'm lucky I have Jeffrey as my best friend.

by CuddleKoala January 24, 2011

Jefa

Feminine version of 'jefe' meaning boss, chief, etc etc..

She's a regular jefa.

by Nonny0013 October 14, 2011

Jemar

A really athletic guy that is very kind, he fights for what he loves about, a guy that will always care for his friends and family. Also is a Filipino boy with a big dick.

Jemar is so athletic

by Skkss July 15, 2018

Jeffrey Dahmered

Basically, when a man gets drugged by another man. He is then raped, Dismembered and finally consumed.

"Hey, don't accept any free drinks from that guy over there! You could get Jeffrey Dahmered. "

I almost got Jeffrey Dahmered by my gay friend last night.

I am so gonna Jeffrey Dahmer him.

by NotAPessimist February 5, 2015