Jeezum Crowbars

An expresion of exasperation used in rural Vermont.

It's 20 below and your truck won't start - "Jeezum Crowbars!"

by momFriday February 23, 2011

jeezy creezy

slang term for Jesus Christ, invented by comedian Eddy Izard

Jeezy Creezy, Jacob is such a friggin asswanker.

by Tion the One April 28, 2003

Jeezer

slang regarding Jesus Christ.

Jeezer will pwn j00!

you need Jeezer...

by ZeppelinManiac October 18, 2008

Holy Jeez

Something used as a filler for when you are about to yell "Holy Shit!" but it's the wrong time or place to do so.

At a wedding...
Brosef Numbero Uno (whispers): "Dude, that cake looks like a dick"

Brosef Numbero Dos: "HOLY... JEEZ"

Brosef Numbero Uno: "Really, Holy Jeez?"

by BillCosby'sBrother February 20, 2011

Aw Jeez

A bastardization of "oh Jesus" which stems from "oh god" which originated from "mercy me heavenly being"

"I clogged the sink again"
"Aw jeez"

by VernTheCat February 21, 2017

Oh M Jeezy

Another way of saying Oh My God but it references to the rapper Jeezy and gives a shortened version of M.

Woman: "I dont like asparagus."
Man: "Oh M Jeezy! How could you not? They are green gods in plant form!"

by lilrachel333 October 9, 2009

jeezum crow

a polite way to take the Lord's name in vein popular in rural Vermont.

An example of the use of Jeezum Crow can be seen in the nickname of Vermont's independent senator, James Jeffords. His nickname is "Jeezum Jim," which referenced his propensity to annoy Republicans, a party of which he was nominally a member.

by T-Dog Jenkins March 1, 2005