jeb

A guy who is always baked and should be baked in the oven.

Girl1: Who's the new guy?

Girl2: Oh, That's Jeb, complete stoner....

Girl1: Looks like he belongs in the oven!

by Oven4000 May 22, 2017

Jebs

Martinis

Man, I could really use a few jebs right now...

by Glenn G Drodge April 19, 2013

jeb is a mess

Jeb is a mess. I say this every night every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-

person 1. that guy is such a jeb
person 2. ye he is a giant mess
jeb is a mess

by joji September 24, 2016

Jeb Bush

Governor of Florida, whose older brother's stupidity blew any chance of him being president.

Real name is John Ellis Bush, but he goes by "Jeb" in an effort to pretend he's not an Eastern prep school twit.

Jeb Bush got married to cover up his homosexuality.

by Bashman October 20, 2008

Jeb Bush

a joke

Me: Hey dude, I have a Jeb Bush. Want to hear it?
Friend: sure
Me: knock knock
Friend: who's there?
Me: Jeb failed
Friend: Jeb failed who?
Me: Jeb Failed you

by Toppet May 26, 2016

throwing a jeb

Throwing a fit, being over-excited, losing self-control.

While listening to a fetus heart which beats at a much faster rate, one would say, "you are probably matching that heartbeat, throwing a jeb like that. Calm down, everything is alright."

by Dix Fix October 5, 2017

Jeb Bushing

The act of being a tremendously low energy guy (or gal)

Bae can't get out of bed at a reasonable hour because she Jeb Bushing it.

by Lowenenergyguy January 4, 2019