Italian Jizz

Sara's favourite substance. Luca's the supplier. Don't tell Dave.

Sara what's that on your pants?
Oh, it's just Pasta Sauce
Julia and Zoe *synchronised*: ITALIAN JIZZ

by CESARSABITCH May 24, 2019

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all fizz and no jizz

Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.

Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?

Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

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Sis from another jizz

A sister that is the result of an ejaculation other than the one that produced the other sibling.

Who's that girl who can't even get a job? She's my sis from another jizz..

by Villus October 26, 2011

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jizz diet

When a girl goes a period of time with jizz as her only intake / nourishment. Sometimes used as a very effective short-term method of weight loss, other times as part of domination & submission play. Rules vary; sometimes other drinks are allowed but rarely is any food permitted.

"She really pissed me off, so I gave her two days of the jizz diet."

"I made it four days on the jizz diet and lost five pounds."

by Michael Likesit June 17, 2006

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