Jarred

a man who tells his girl the most romantic and wonderful things and misses his girlfriend.

also a man who feels that he never has to answer his girlfriend when she comes home to visit him

typically creates emotional rollercoasters that distract his girlfriend from her work
girl 1: did u talk to that jarred today?

girl 2: i sent him a text but that jarred never responded!
by roselaura January 15, 2010
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high on jar (dope) and cant talk
"i'm fucking jarred"
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jar

Dublin term for a pint of Beer!
Anto, are ye goin' for a few Jars?
by Desigol November 23, 2005
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JAR

ACRONYM: Just Aint Right.

This word is used to describe children who "Just Aint Right"

Synonyms: POPP, stupid, dumb, naughty, never going to fit in types, not mainstream, messed up, etc, etc, and so forth.

they have little or no potential to be normal until they get the right treatment/therapy.
Maria: Johnny has ADD.
Hose: No he doesnt, Johnny is a JAR!

Alex: This boy needs to go to the institution
John: Yeah, there is nothing we can do about it. He is a JAR.
by g-diggity June 10, 2006
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it means something funny- lol, timmins and area language
jar me out, means make me, or that made me, laugh
he/she's/you're a jar --- means he/she's/your funny
thats a jar---- means, thats funny
by Booly April 25, 2007
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JAR- Jizz And Run. When you are hooking up with someone and the other person cums (jizzes) and immediately runs away from you afterwards. Often times pre-ejaculation.
by Babysharkfang August 03, 2011
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Fuck Jar Foo, there, you happy Foo?”
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