Jarred

a man who tells his girl the most romantic and wonderful things and misses his girlfriend.

also a man who feels that he never has to answer his girlfriend when she comes home to visit him

typically creates emotional rollercoasters that distract his girlfriend from her work

girl 1: did u talk to that jarred today?

girl 2: i sent him a text but that jarred never responded!

by roselaura January 14, 2010

jarred

high on jar (dope) and cant talk

"i'm fucking jarred"

by slglsjndvlsdnvsdnvsnvlnsdlvnsl January 16, 2009

jar

Dublin term for a pint of Beer!

Anto, are ye goin' for a few Jars?

by Desigol December 28, 2005

JAR

ACRONYM: Just Aint Right.

This word is used to describe children who "Just Aint Right"

Synonyms: POPP, stupid, dumb, naughty, never going to fit in types, not mainstream, messed up, etc, etc, and so forth.

they have little or no potential to be normal until they get the right treatment/therapy.

Maria: Johnny has ADD.
Hose: No he doesnt, Johnny is a JAR!

Alex: This boy needs to go to the institution
John: Yeah, there is nothing we can do about it. He is a JAR.

by g-diggity June 12, 2006

jar

it means something funny- lol, timmins and area language

jar me out, means make me, or that made me, laugh
he/she's/you're a jar --- means he/she's/your funny
thats a jar---- means, thats funny

by Booly May 02, 2007

JAR

JAR- Jizz And Run. When you are hooking up with someone and the other person cums (jizzes) and immediately runs away from you afterwards. Often times pre-ejaculation.

Dude I was JARED on senior week.

by Babysharkfang August 02, 2011

JAR

Just Another Regulator

“Fuck Jar Foo, there, you happy Foo?”

by anonymous December 13, 2020