Jacuzzi faint

The official autopsy of Whitney Houston revealed that the cause of death was "jacuzzi faint."
In the moments before Whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. Because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood there for a bit. Then her body reacted to the extreme pain and the blood rushed out from her head causing her to... Well, jacuzzi faint.

Whitney Houston jacuzzi fainted

by Jevan12 October 14, 2014

Jacuzzi Tube

A Jacuzzi Tube is a sexual euphamism, similar to "Dirty Sanchez," which refers to anal intercourse where the receiver farts while being penetrated.

My girlfriend had mexican food for dinner last night and couldn't stop farting as I fucked her in the ass... It felt great! Like jacuzzi jets all over my cock! Viva la Jacuzzi Tube!!!

by Betsy A June 17, 2007

floozie in the jacuzzi

Sculpture of Anna Livia formerly located midway up O'Connell Street, Dublin, Ireland, consisting of a very long, flowing, stylised female figure in a fountain (Anna Livia being a personification of the River Liffey and by association the city of Dublin). Removed to make way for the O'Connell Street Spike, better known as the Stiletto in the Ghetto, in the year 2002.

We all miss the floozie in the jacuzzi.

by Fearman December 10, 2007

Jacuzzi butter

The frothy byproduct of jacuzzi sex.

Smithers, clean up that jacuzzi butter you and Jeeves made!

by evariste January 11, 2004

jizz jacuzzi

When a man finishes fucking a person in the ass and leaves a load of jizz and lube in the ass crack, then the person taking the pounding lets loose a bubbley fart causing the liquid concotion to have a jacuzzi effect

"I was looking down at the jizz and lube mess after popping my load, when all of a sudden she let loose a huge ass quief making her ass crack into a Jizz Jacuzzi. My Cock said to me, let's go in for a dip"

by the freinds of propecia February 6, 2008

jacuzzi floozie

Any woman who likes to take off her top while intoxicated in a Jacuzzi full of men and who passes out in the Jacuzzi shortly after.

I was such a jacuzzi floozie last night; why didn't you stop me from making a fool of myself.

by Timothy July 8, 2004

Jacuzzjob

An act of oral sex performed in a jacuzzi, usually but not exclusively performed between consenting adult humans. There are two variants-jacujoo is an above water jacuzzjob, while submergejob is one performed with the givers' head underwater.

I would rather have sex with a platypus than an eagle because of the potential to receive a jacuzzjob

by jacuzzjobber March 16, 2010