January 15

Hug,Kiss,or give a hoodie/scrunchie to who ever birthday it is🤪

Hello people who are reading this.January 15

by PandaPeople October 23, 2019

Jack off January

Beat yo meat everyday 🅱 don't matter if that shit turn purple.we will hear fapping across the world for 1 month. Stock up on the lotion too

Almost Jack off January my dudes

by Big smokes November 9, 2017

Janus

Everyone's favorite snek boi. The sassiest. Lies a lot. An amazing lawyer. Aggressively tells people to practice self-care. Threatened by Leslie Odom Jr. Is mean to princes. Likes to push people down the stairs.

Janus: So, I suppose now we begin compiling a list of people we need to nudge down a flight of stairs until they hold another round of callbacks?
Thomas: Oh my gosh, no!

by reptilianrapscallion July 6, 2020

January 23

If you're born on this day (or any day in January) You're hot as fuck. If you're dating someone with this birthday do NOT let them go, ever.

Hey dude what's your girlfriend's birthday?
Oh it's January 23
Dude that's sick! I bet she's dope as fuck

by Jellybabh October 23, 2019

Janus Sanders

Janus Sanders or Deciet Sanders represents Thomas Sanders' Lying side in a popular series by he nane if Sanders Sides.He is a snek boi but not an evil one.His name was revealed in the episode called 'Putting others first,Selfishness vs selflessness redux'.He is shipped with many of the characters in the series but the ship called mociet is now thriving after the episode I mentioned earlier.There is a very large stan of him(I am part of that) which keeps growing and growing.
Some of his quotes:

"Your not stuck with an evil snake boy .... Your just stuck with a snek boi >:3"

"Oh Roman thank god you don't have a moustache otherwise we wouldn't know who the evil twin is"

Janus Sanders

by LeeHooni_Kinnie May 12, 2020

January 10

This girl/boy is the most baddest bitch/rawest nigga out here. These people are loyal and will fight a bitch for her friends. They don’t play but keep in mind they might have anger issues. This person is not quiet. They acts like that around people they don’t fuck with. They don’t fight but if they have to they will beat the fuck out you. These people are goofy, smart, and talented. If you see this person then BITCH run you don’t want to test them.

Girl I heard he was born on January 10th I want his loyal ass.
OMG didn’t she beat yo ass up last year for messing with her best friend

by Coolvibescom October 18, 2019

January 6, 2021

When a large dumb group of Trump Supporters Claimed Trump won the election and stormed the US capitol.

Person: It's not a week into 2021...
Person 2: So?
Person: The US already had a riot, it was January 6, 2021!
Person 2: Damn. That's sad.

by August403 February 19, 2021