Jakob

A horrible attempt at making the popular name "Jacob" different

"The name Jacob is used too much honey, we should name him Jakob"

by Sparrowed May 12, 2023

Jakob

Eine Person mit einem Pimmel im Gesicht

Hat die zu betrachtende Person einen Pimmel im Gesicht, dann kann man diese als Jakob klassifizieren.

by TheGuyWithTheGuy December 3, 2018

Jakob

Jakobs are rather mysterious creatures with a rather mysterious and distinct smell. If you come across a Jakob who has recently drank V8 or eaten peanuts, prepare for odorization.

"You smell like a total Jakob."

"Watch out, he smells like a Jakob."

by poopadoopadoo December 7, 2011

Jakob

Jakob is super adorable and is a huge stoner and loves weed all the girls like him and he is most likely to date an allie or someone that starts with A he has the biggest heart and is super kind

Wow did you see that hot stoner I bet he’s a jakob

by Allison_is_cool910 November 29, 2019

Jakob

The German Translation Of Jacob, and Jacob is the Hebrew Translation of James. Jakob is pronounce Ya-Kub.

A German: Hi Jakob.

by Noobgaming103 May 30, 2015

Jakob

Jakob is a sexy red head who had sex with my cousin and broke my heart

Jakob is a bastard

by Big Dick Niggaaaaaa April 29, 2019

Jakob

That one friend that always wants to be by himself and wants to kill himself and on top of all of that chaos he is extremely emo making everyone around him uncomfortable leaving everyone to think what if he shoots up the school

Oh no, what is Jakob reaching for!

Jakob please don’t pull it.

by Big Spicy Meatball May 28, 2018