jaffa flaps

a females flappage situated at the rear of the vagina.
Because they resemble the half eaten orange center of a jaffa cake.

darling would you please get your jaffa flaps out of my face!!

by Simon Worlock August 29, 2006

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Laptop Jaffa

A Laptop Jaffa is a male whose sperm count has been reduced to zero by constant placing of a hot laptop on the genital region.

Pass me the cushion, I don't wanna be no Laptop Jaffa!

by Aidy_is September 30, 2008

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the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM

woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!

by cynthia_s July 13, 2006

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jaffa cock

Jaffa cock was first used to describe a person with ginger pubic hair, it originated in winchester (southern england) jaffa - from jaffa cakes

HA! look at that jaffa cock

by Dan.c June 29, 2006

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Fanny jaffle

A threesome. Sex involving three people - two of which are female. A jaffle is an Australian term for a sealed toasted sandwich. To be sandwiched between two fannies.

You wouldn't believe this guy - he's a social retard but he's had a least three fanny jaffles.

by Brown Dog April 8, 2007

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