Michael Jaccination

Its when you expose kids to Michael Jackson's music early so they grow up loving the King of Pop

Today I watched the Thriller video with my son. It was his first Michael Jaccination.

by hushmediacorp May 22, 2015

Jaccident

When you inadvertently cut or hurt yourself while masturbating.

Be careful down there, I had a jaccident and cut myself last night.

by Boner Martin December 19, 2010

Jaeni

(1) A beautiful girl, who brightens the world with her smile.
(2) An intelligent girl who thinks that she isn't good enough for the world.
(3) An amazing little sister that anybody could ever have.
(4) A unique girl that everybody should encounter in their lifetime.

I really wish I could meet a Jaeni.

by Leesanity November 27, 2012

Jaelin

Jaelin is a really sensitive person and helps out his friends more than he helps out himself and is really good in relationships but some times he will hide his emotions say everything and doesn't care anything anyone says about him but still dresses nice for his own comfort

Jaelin are you okay "as he is crying" Jaelin: yes I am okay

by 💩but March 4, 2019

Jaelin

A kind boy or girl that does not care what people think of them

Jaelin is a pretty nice person.

by Jade Aricota May 28, 2018

Jacilyn

A super amazing girl. She is too good for just anyone. If she chooses you then you must be special af. If you can't realize that then you don't deserve her. End of story .

Wow that's Jacilyn she's amazing
She chose me

I better not mess up

by Drew Gawd April 18, 2018

Jacinda Adern

A New Zealand Politician who redefined that nation's political culture by appearing sooo nice that she wont lower herself to actually answer any questions, but simply tilts her head on one side and smiles with an understanding look spreading the watermelon sugar far and wide. She thereby created a race to be nicer than the other politician Karens, thereby claiming the moral high-ground in all debate.

To do a Jacinda is to utter meaningless platitudes while appearing like you are the better person. A very sophisticated form of passive aggressive behaviour, or how to appear like the ONLY grown up in the room.

Justin - is it true that Ed Sheeran asked to sing at Jacinda Adern's wedding?
Yes Emmanuel, but she refused because she doesn't deserve Perfect, she's going Ghetto Spread cos of all the poor children of the world getting the Rona.
Just Thinking Out Loud Justin, but none of us woke yesterday, her Main Character Syndrome will want him to beg for it first.

by Louie the Red June 25, 2021