jacobery

The art of mastering a Jewish Nazi who has a self distruct system of yelling the famous words, "JACOBERY," and then turning into a big black penis.

I think I'm gonna go all Jacobery on this girls asshole

by Penisinmyassholeasafuckintjew October 7, 2017

Jacobness

An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)

You could tell that man had a Jacobness to him when he walked.

by eggmanlovestails July 9, 2018

Jacobbed

"jacobed" definition(s) (verb) 1. Leave completely unexpectedly with out telling anyone your reason and or destination.

2. Completely unexpectedly spring a plan

Example 1 (Person 1: "where did person 2 go, he was with us five minutes a ago?" Person 3: "Must have Jacobbed us")

Example2: Person 1: "Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?" Person 2 "It's 8pm on a sunday..." Person 1: so?

by 112152523647472626384959573634 June 1, 2011

jacobsexual

only attracted to jacob hall

heaven must be jacobsexual she’s only attached to jacob she drools over him.

by jacob halls gf June 2, 2021

Jacobies

Having an over active underarm sweat gland.

I've got such serious jacobies that my dermatologist gave me prescription strength antiperspirant.

by TheGuinnessTooth December 20, 2006

Colin Jacobsen

A big stupid head.
-or-
A stupid big-head.

TAYL0R RULEZZZZZZZ!

This definition emmerged when a young Colin Jacobsen was a total stupid idiot face.

Used in a common conversation, the term "Colin Jacobsen can appear this way:
You're a Colin Jacobsen.
-or-
You're a big CJ.

by 7 D4\\'G July 7, 2004

jacobie

An absolutly beautiful girl who loves to read twilight. she will someday marry edward cullen. she is very social and makes to many thats what she said jokes. she has a dirty mind but we love her.

she was such a Jacobie when she said "You grab that wood Brad"

by urbandictionaryyyyy February 8, 2010