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Jack Off

Something EVERYONE does, even if they'd die before admitting it.

There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*

These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
by Prince of the Void December 5, 2025
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When A Guy Holds His Dick And Rubs His Hand Up And Down Getting Faster Until It Feels Good And He Sperms.
My Friend Doesn't Get Any Pussy So He Likes To Jack-Off.
by *JeNnA* May 4, 2004
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To grab the hard, erect penis and rub it in a firm motion up and down until it turns red and is towards the point of ejaculation.
I haven't jacked-off in a while. So I'm gonna make up for loss time and jack-off for 18 minutes straight.
by Bentropelex November 23, 2003
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To masturbate until the point of ejaculation is reached.
Oh, oh, ho, oh my god, wait.. wait a..., oh OH SHAZAAAM!
by gabe April 21, 2005
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1) When an angry mother orders her son (named Jack) off a ride outside Tesco.
2) To masturbate.
1) "Get off the Postman Pat ride, you've been on long enough... JACK, OFF!"
2) "Dude, I am going to jack off."
by Soiled Undergarment August 15, 2003
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1. Verb. Exercising the art of masturbation
2. Verb. To create an orgasm simulating another sexual partner with the hand or other masturbating aids (e.g. fleshlight, hand, dildo)
3.Noun. An asshole, homo, or otherwise retard who's by calling them a jack-off is saying that they shouldn't have been born and was a waste of sperm which is a jack-off
4.Noun. A waste of sperm produced by the art of masturbation
Tom is a porn addict, therefore he likes to jack-off.

Tom jacks off in public for everyone to view therefore he is a jack-off.

Tom likes to jack-off so much his girlfriend has nothing to do but, jack-off.
by Tom April 12, 2006
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Noun: A person, either male or female, who wastes a car salesperson's time when that salesperson could be doing something either more constructive or entertaining. Used as the strongest epithet for a non-buyer in the retail automotive industry.
"Would you believe that fucking Jack-off had Johnny test drive him in three cars then left without so much as a writeup!!" Also, "Beat it, you Jack-off!" Frequently shortened to "Jack", such as "What a Jack!"
by daxwes September 19, 2009
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