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jack-o-lantern

When u smoke a blumpkin wile smoking a blunt
Dude1: i got the nicest blumpkin yesterday.
Dude2: It would of been better if it was a jack-o-lantern
Dude1: True.
by dontasky23 October 22, 2012
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jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra
Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy
by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013
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Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.
"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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Jack-o-lard

Someone who persistently hounds your actions to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.
That jack-o-lard beat me out of a promotion.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
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The American Jack-O-Lantern

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."
I can't wait for halloween this year, Pat promised to give me The American Jack-O-Lantern.
by 4B16 April 28, 2011
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jack o pose

if your a kid please leave this page

the jack o pose is where a woman will lay on the floor and lift her ass up and it’s very sus
idk how to use jack o pose in a sentence so here’s an essay about grass

Grass, a humble yet essential part of our environment, covers vast expanses of land across the globe. The most common form of grass is composed of flexible stems that are usually slender, round, and hollow. Though not a flowering plant, grasses are responsible for producing seeds that can spread and reproduce by means of wind pollination.
by yryddtdiducguzfsryfkggc February 2, 2025
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Michigander Jack o lantern

A type of jack o'lantern made only in Michigan. The face is carved into a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. It's kind of creepy. Also called a 'Gander Jack.
I love making Michigander jack o lantern with my friends
by LittleKettleChipKid September 12, 2022
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