Jossed

To be Jossed is to be caught off guard by a main character's death. Named for Joss Whedon, who likes to do it frequently and suddenly.

Veronica Mars kind of Jossed me with Lynne Echolls' death.

by Fainne March 24, 2011

jooked

in cricketing terms on a saturday league game, it means to be given out by an umpire from the same team when it should not have been out

harry afzal: yo butty how many runs did u make today
imran butt: bruv the umpire fuking jooked me and i got a golden. im gona shank him in the car park after the game, you backing it?
Harry :nah man if u get jooked, its a mina ting get me, youll get a 50 next week.

by jim anthonyg June 23, 2008

jowsed

Another word for drunk/pissed

Im gonna get jowsed tonight

by looooooooooooooool October 11, 2008

Jowsed

Another Word for very drunk.
Basically so you can't stand

Adam: "im gonna get jowsed tonight and pull some chick"
James: "i like the way you think dude"

by Adammmmmski October 20, 2008

joosen

the straight bulky ass fridge lookin bruh that gets straight up tina murphy on the weekend with the guys

Bubba joosen

by bubbaroosen May 8, 2018

Joseduardo

Joseduardo one of the most basic looking men you will ever meet however if you dig deeper you find a tree full of roots full of emotions maybe some hormones but overall will be the most caring person out there he will stick with you no matter how hard you push him away and will tell you no more Elvis and to go to bed everyone needs a joseduardo in their life to survive otherwise no good tacos and no telling you no more Elvis he has dark blackish brown eyes and extremely strong work ethic and will make everything seem worth while so if you have a Joseduardo in your life never let him go

“Joseduardo go do the dishes!”
Hose aye do are doe

by kittywoofwoofmaster😈😈 June 30, 2022

Ballsack joose

Often mistaken for originating in the bladder, piss is actually the result of unwanted joose and bad stuff coming out of your blood and fingers, it collects in the nutsack and then it can be squeezed out through the dong

After a good squeeze, my nuts have been completely drained of all ballsack joose

by Reggiedownthestreet January 16, 2022