johny stick

A stick that has a used condom on its end. It is usually used to chase your friends around the yard.

Dude!!!!!! Stop touching me with that johny stick.

by ukrainekid May 28, 2007

Johny Apple Seed

A drug dealer that only hooks up the schwag.

I hate buying from Dick he is a mutha fuggin Johny Apple Seed.

by Gerbert Johnstoy November 17, 2006

fortnite johny

An extremely dumb player with blond hair is notorious for sitting in bushes

Holy shit dude, i just killed a fortnite johny!

by superbailz March 10, 2018

Johnie

Johnie

Johnie is a

by anonymous March 4, 2022

Johny Johny

Yes papa

Papa asks Johny Johny : Eating sugar??

by KKnedlik September 12, 2018

Jelly Johny January

It's time in January after Destroy Dick December and your dick feels like jelly.

Man, how's your dick feels after the DDD?
Bruh, my dick (Johny) feels like jelly.
Oh shit that's not good. Let's call it Jelly Johny January.

by greedyboi01 November 7, 2018

pulled a johnie

when someone says something will happen and the opposite immediately happens

can't believe PSG got knocked out cause he pulled a johnie

by AndreaTheApe April 13, 2021