jimptastic

Describes something that has the effect to cause someone to jimp.

Her donk is jimptastic.

by Negrodomus07 December 31, 2009

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jizztastical

Somthing So Good It Makes You Jizz.

Damm tht bitch is so jizztastical

by abigotti++ March 22, 2010

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Jizztastics

The olympics of jizzing. Everyone is a winner and gets a gold penis for WINNING.

Jeremiah: Hey what's up?!
Jonathon: Nothing much...thinking of signing up for the Jizztastics.
Jeremiah: Ohhh jeez, that sounds fabulous. I'm going to jizz a quart.
Jonathon: No no, I'm going to jizz 2 gallons.
Jeremiah: IT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG BEYOTCH!

by BoredCollegeKidd November 4, 2011

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jizztastrophy

A catastrophy involving large loads of semen.

GIRL A: It was a jizztastrophy over there!

GIRL B: Yes, you still a little bit on your lip, let me dab that for you.

by holiday Ho December 18, 2008

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jizzmatic

When something is very good or amazing

That cake I had last night was fucking jizzmatic

by blargzilla69 May 22, 2010

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jimtastic

jimtastic n. minor celeb. particulary adept at emptying public houses with an eclectic mix of indie, punk and ska.

jimtastic v. to achieve a full days wages within at least four hours of playing the above said playlists.
jimtastic a. the description of a woefully bad dj.

i went to the the boozer the other day to see djjimtastic he only did a jimtastic ! he was the worst jimtastic dj i have ever heard.

by pat rice and peas February 3, 2010

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