A boy/girl/monkey/old woman called MR A.Spriggs. He is basically a loser, however his major talent is to scream out RENEWAL!!!! A Jig is the nick name for this thing.
Someone who is ugly, fat, with smelly breath, cant pull, gets used and abused by girls, shags prozzies, thinks hes a 8/10 when in reality hes a -8/10, and bullshits a lot.