Jensons Barn

Long drawn out explaination of something.

Well we had to go around Jensons Barn to get that one.

by Maine girl January 29, 2021

Pulling a Jenson

Calling in sick for the first 3 days back every time you take a vacation.

Tito called in sick after being gone for two weeks. "Dammit! Hes pulling a Jenson again!"

by Monfredi November 15, 2022

jenson

a man who likes cupcakes and is also a ranga

"jenson and edp445 are much alike"

by ur mom_445 August 16, 2022

jenson

a retard that is not going to succeed in life

omg is that jenson a ugly person

by gentlemens equipment March 25, 2022

Jenson Brown

Just naturally the best around always gets girls left right and centre a lot off people get jealous of a Jenson and will try to attack him but cannot be beat

Jenson browns are gods and can not be touched

by Can’tbelieve youdon’tthis57 January 28, 2021

Dirty Jenson

The act of inviting a girl over to your house for sexual reasons then hiding from them asking if they can go home because u have never have never even touched a female breast while rigorously pleasuring ur anus while masturbating photos of a man called woody

Guy 1 “i heard they fucked last night“
Guy 2 “no he didn’t he did a dirty jenson“

by woody7192 April 11, 2024

Jenson Grudnoff

short man who has a short temper. this thing will attack anything taller than him. this thing is 4ft 2. and likes living with his ant family

that man is so small just like Jenson Grudnoff

by bobby 101010101010010101010101 August 25, 2022