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Jadism

‘Jadism’ Is a terminal illness caused by over working and not interacting with anything outside in the real world. Young white male boys are prone to this illness and many decide to quit there jobs continuing to work in this shitty environment causes one to become ‘Jaded’.Because it eventually takes over there sole, free time and social security.
Hey Come out and drink tonic wine at the park tonight!

Nah i’m okay got the jade iy

Fuck sake you’ve got jadism
by Jade iy February 11, 2018
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jism algorithm

an algorithm is a procedure (a finite set of well-defined instructions) for accomplishing some task which, given an initial state, will terminate in a defined end-state. A Jism Algorithim is when The computational complexity and efficient implementation of the algorithm are so strong and firm that sperm leaks out.
translated into Latin in the 12th century, as Jisimi Algoritmi de numero Indorum, which title was likely intended to mean "Algoritmi about the numbers of the Indians which i made white and cream-like", where "Algoritmi" was the translator's rendition of the author's name and "jisimi" meant cum, white cum; but people misunderstanding the title treated Jisimi Algoritmi as a Latin plural and this led to the word "Jism algorithm"
i gave my stockbrokers wife a jism algorithm after i t-bagged her and before i t-billed her.
by john really brown November 16, 2006
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jismhunter

A dog thats got the scent of tissues/socks that have been used for wanking in
Blimey I was down stairs in frontroom watching tv with my parents and the jismhunter came in with my sock in his mouth. ..gutted!!
by rottencock March 20, 2015
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Jaismeen

She is pretty girl who doesn't care about peoples she Likes spend time alone sometimes but she's kind with everyone she can't tell her secrets to anyone even her friends 😂
Jaismeen is flower
by I'm kitty 22 November 15, 2020
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jaismin

A very beautiful girl. She can be very stubborn at times. She is very down to earth but at the same time you do not want to mess with her. She will break your face. She is not very affectionate towards most people and likes her personal space.
Person one: jaismins so hot
Person two: nah
Jaismin: tell me that to my face.

Person two: I'm so sorry queen

Jaismin: Murder him my servants

People: Ok queen
by herecaomessanta November 19, 2020
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Jismslap

A loving gesture between two consenting adults where a male ejaculates onto his hand and slaps their partners buttock(s).
Partner1: "AH!"
Partner2: "It's ok, it's just a jismslap"
Partner1: "Oh I love you toooo ;) xxoxoxo <3 ;)"
by RobertoElSexo March 19, 2012
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Jismslap

When a man cums in his hand and spanks his girlfriend.

Originated from liamkylesullivan on youtube with his video "Dirty Scrabble".
"Go upstairs and jismslap my daughter! You earned it!"
by Gypsy1993 March 17, 2012
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