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jamaicanist

When u disrespect or mock the jamaican culture (made by kayfaya😍)
Khadija is jamaicanist bc whenever she sees more than one Jamaican person she says they’re related
by bowbowmonkey December 18, 2021
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Jamaican Swirlee

When one takes a liquid shit in a toilet, and then bobs for apples in the toilet, while a Jamaican does them from behind.
“Grandma, why didn’t you answer the phone last night?”

“Sorry sweetie, I was busy getting a Jamaican Swirlee!”
by JaltonMhrite5569 April 27, 2022
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Jamaican Bobsled Team

A term used to describe a situation that is possible, but unlikely to happen. Popularized by the tv show Glee.

Based on the 1988 Winter Olympics team who fell short of winning any medals but did surprisingly well.
"What do you think the chances are that Jennifer will say yes if I ask her to go out with me?"

"Jamaican Bobsled Team, dude..."
by P Banger February 15, 2010
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Jamaican Jerked

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.
After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.
by Rufioau January 18, 2009
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Jamaican Hand Grenade

Nickname give to Red Stripe (TM) Beer, refering to the bottle's somewhat unique barrel shape with a short neck. Also used in reference to potencey of the beer.
"Hey man, toss me one of them jamaican hand grenades" ; "Those jamaican hand grenades kicked my ass last night" ; "One of those jamaican hand grenades went off in my head"
by Sp@rky June 5, 2009
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Jexican

khile:"dude his mums mexican and his dads jewish whats does that make him"

Rich:"he's a fucking jexican"
by blacmanpeace March 12, 2009
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Jamaican Circle Jerk

A highly localised twist on the traditional circle jerk, this variant requires all members of the circle jerk to have full bottles of Red Stripe Beer lodged in their anuses. The idea is to absorb as much Red Stripe through the rectum, as possible before climaxing.
- "Yo, Brent, you coming to the Jamaican Circle Jerk tomorrow?"

-"Yeah, but first I gotta pick up a case of Red Stripe"
by Hildegaard Van Heusen September 18, 2012
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