Ihartlb

One of most wonderful tiktok creators on the platform, and a friend that anyone would be lucky to have. You can always catch them doing kind things for others, but never themselves. They deserve the WORLD, but always seem to be giving it instead of receiving it!

They’re the type of person you’ll be completely enamored with at first chat. Never will you meet anyone so sweet!

They’ve stood up and protected me more times than I’m able to recall here. I always feel so safe and supported when I’m with them. I’m so SO lucky to have been able to meet them <3

- Oh,”ihartlb?” Yeah! They’re so amazing, I’ve never met someone so kind and compassionate!
- Omg, you’ve met ihartmlb? No way!! Ive always wanted to be friends with them

- ihartmlb is always here for me when I need it <3

by Fain <3 November 23, 2021

Social itard

a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.

A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.

by dragonbutt October 19, 2012

ithaca high school

monke go ooooooo ooo aaa aaa in the j building hallway

i screeched and the noise of my feet repeatedly hitting the floor became ear-deafening

OOOOO OOOOO AAAAA AAAA

plunk plunk plunk plunk

IOOOOOOO AAAAAAA

the rats began to emerge and Mr. Prokosch arrived with his bare hands and began to trap all the rats

Then, Ms. Hardesty, who had hit a kid with a toyota corolla 2013 back in 2012, showed up in her toyota corolla 2013

OOOOOOO OOOOOOO AAAAAAAAEEEEEEE said the monke as ms hardesty hit them with her car

the end

Ms. Hardesty committed vehicular manslaughter at Ithaca High School

by monkeatihs March 19, 2021

Ithaca

i small town in the middle of new york. Also has the most dealers in one small town ive ever seen
everything is a fuckin hour away and has a cool commons area
thats about it besides the fact that cornell university is there and they rule at hockey

ITHACA IS GORGES thats the lame ass slogan on every shirt in town

by Peter the dipset machine March 4, 2005

iTard

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: Appletard.

Some iTards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.

by JoshuaSmith November 3, 2007

itary

HOW JAPAN SAY ITALY

Japan: Herro Itary.
Italy: Ciao Japan!
Japan:How is your day Itary?

by GermanBeer September 24, 2013

Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea)

1. A Link Cable Transmitted Disease (LCTD) contracted by contact with an infected person, television set, computer, GameBoy, GameBoy Advance, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo DS, or Nintendo Wii, causing sore thumbs, headaches, the inability to forget anything related to this cash cow franchise, including but not limited to the names of all 493 pokemon, their stats, growth rates, locations and availability, habits, mating rituals, history, food chains, ecosystems, and origins.

2. Symptoms include: the inability to speak or think about anything unrelated to anything other than pokemon, and upon realization of the condition, a vain attempt to join in the conversations of others just to feel accepted after almost 10 years of knowing only pokemon as their god, and finally, a burning sensation caused whilst urinating.

person1:dude, did you see that episode of X-Play yesterday? Pokemon Diamond and Pearl totally got a 3/5!!
person2: lolzorz
chronic sufferer of Ithurtswhenipikachu (PokeMonnorhea): did you know that there are now over 493 different species of--
person1 and person2 together: stkfu, we don't want your disease!

by aka_Pyro April 29, 2007