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Tour of Italy 

When you sit on a girls face and her nose is in the asshole, balls are in the mouth, and she’s stroking you off. Thus, giving you a little “taste” of everything.
That chick gave me a tour of Italy last night and it was epic.
Tour of Italy by Hurley crew October 4, 2021
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a tar which you are diped in, once hardened replaces your skin for a much harder almost exoskeleton like shell.
Itar can replace many everyday things like clothes, body armour, its weather proof, and comes in a slick black finish like this shit is nice, slick black finish you be like shwooosh shwooo its like my hair slick black. anyways itar is the future. the only side effect is that your body underneath the itar becomes slightly gelatinous.
itar by tyler2044 August 7, 2008
One who continues to purchase items such as the ipod, and will be purchasing future items such as the iphone because they are mindless sheep. Instead of actually doing research on said items they will wander to the nearest best buy and fork out 400 dollars for an outdated ipod because they don't realize there are other options out there. The itard is so ignorant, that they will ask you if you have an ipod rather than asking if you have an mp3 player. Continuing this trend eventually itard's will believe that music spawns from ipods and owning anything else will be a strange and frightening experience for them.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.
itard: "Dude, what kind of ipod is that?"
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".

itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".
itard by roflskates March 3, 2007

Dance of Italy 

A now banned dance started on the YouTube channel Unus Annus.
“Ho wo wo it’s the dance of Italy!”
Dance of Italy by Dark._.cryptid November 22, 2020

Italy curl

Something in conversation that renders a normally chatty person utterly speechless, and usually red with embarrassment. From: Hetalia's main character Italy, who motormouths nonstop, has a peculiar hair curl that, when pulled, renders him speechless and red faced.
She was lecturing me about drugs in front of everyone at church until I told her I saw her drunk just last week. I sure pulled her Italy curl!
Italy curl by GrandpaRomeo November 1, 2012
Someone who stands in line to spends hundreds of dollars on Apple products.
Johhny stood in line for three days to buy that new iPhone. He's such an iTard.
iTard by Matt Hallmark August 11, 2007