Isra Elabd is literally the funniest person ever. Her humour is the BEST - unbeatable. I recommend you find Isra Elabd, she really needs less fake people in her life. She is an ENTP. Isra is a deep conspiracy theorist and is a believer in soul mates, so if your Isra's soulmate please come her way.
Isra is a girl btw
Isra is looking for you, she wants food.
Isra is a girl btw
Isra is looking for you, she wants food.
by Anonymous Arab bersonss March 23, 2022
Get the Isra Elabdmug. The sexual act of standing on your lover's upper thighs as they sit up against a wall. Then sliding your feet backwards as you slide down past your partners genitalia, stopping as the mouth approaches the genitalia of your partner.
-Guy 1) Katie enjoys Israeli Flapjacking tons of dude.
-Guy 2) Dude I know! She Israeli Flapjacks like a champ!!
-Guy 2) Dude I know! She Israeli Flapjacks like a champ!!
by themanwhoplaysinsnow October 29, 2011
Get the Israeli Flapjackmug. The most intense army on earth. If Israel gets invaded by, like, 10 different countries, their army would be able to kick ass. This isnt a political statement about the whole situation there between the Israelis and the Arabs, all im saying is that they kick ass.
If America had the same amount of people in the army, and all the same equipment as the Israeli Army and no one had allies or nukes, Israel would kick America's ass, even if they had like 1000 more people than them.
by Smart, Sane, Super great March 21, 2006
Get the The Israeli Armymug. Ha, an army of evil, decadent, money laundering, weak, evil, decadent, money grabbing, rapist, weak, evil pornographic suppressors of our very very very righteous people!
That has been easily defeating our holy Mujaheinedin armies multiple times their size for the past 54 years...
by brave mojahenadin or whatever March 18, 2005
Get the israeli armymug. These definitions are so bipolar. It's not either/or.
No, the israeli army isn't a terrorist like al Qaeda, but it had a controversial track record. One of their most heinous involvements was with the 1982 Lebanese Civil War, which sided with the Lebanese Front, aka the scums who did the Sabra and Shatila Massacre. However, this stuff is from more than 20 years ago and does not apply today.
No, the israeli army isn't a terrorist like al Qaeda, but it had a controversial track record. One of their most heinous involvements was with the 1982 Lebanese Civil War, which sided with the Lebanese Front, aka the scums who did the Sabra and Shatila Massacre. However, this stuff is from more than 20 years ago and does not apply today.
The Israeli army has some nice weaponry
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021
Get the Israeli armymug. 1. to fail to meet the expectations, hopes, desires, or standards of; let down
2. to prevent the fulfilment of (a plan, intention, etc.); frustrate; thwart
3. to have a really shitty time altogether
2. to prevent the fulfilment of (a plan, intention, etc.); frustrate; thwart
3. to have a really shitty time altogether
Work today was such an Israeli Christmas.
I climbed to the top of Mt. Disappointment and the view was Israeli Christmas.
The broad at the bar totally Israeli Christmassed me at the end of the night.
I climbed to the top of Mt. Disappointment and the view was Israeli Christmas.
The broad at the bar totally Israeli Christmassed me at the end of the night.
by csbova March 18, 2011
Get the Israeli Christmasmug. A morally unjustifiable, disproportionally aggressive, often-violent response to any action or statement erroneously perceived as threatening.
Bro #1:" My mom grounded me for 6 months because of that B I got on my wood-shop project."
Bro #2: "Dude, such an Israeli Response."
Or
John: "Yo, I threw a rock at Jacob and he shot me in the balls."
Muhammad: "Classic Israeli Response."
Bro #2: "Dude, such an Israeli Response."
Or
John: "Yo, I threw a rock at Jacob and he shot me in the balls."
Muhammad: "Classic Israeli Response."
by gussielittlebear July 23, 2014
Get the Israeli Responsemug.