Dirty Ismael

When someone who has their dick circumcised attempts to copulate with a tin can.

"Omg did you know that John did a Dirty Ismael in our dorm room yesterday?"

"Wow i didnt known he was circumcised"

by Shalom Groyper580 September 2, 2021

Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland

WOOOOOOAAAAAH! BIG UPSET! I KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM! I KNEW! Damn! I'm torn. You know how I feel about Izzy.

*Isreal Adesanya Vs. Sean Strickland*

Hym "Philly shell... Range finder... Sniper... Is that MY Taijitsu!? Woah! I had a feeling that's how that was going to go. But that's not how I thought it would happen. Damn. Mad scramble for the belt going on right now."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2023

Ismael

Trash at COD.

When you go 1 for 18 in COD, we call that an Ismael.

by Some random guy 696969 February 20, 2020

Pria Ismael

A complete wanker

Omg ! josh is such a Pria ismael

by PriaisaLesbian March 5, 2009

Ismale

Dumbest fucking guy that there is. Often having low self esteem because of his small penis. Having the most retarded hair cut ever. Always ends up friend zoned by every girl.

Ismale is so fucking stupid.

by Bigdingdong December 15, 2017

Ismael

His name is a gift from god and he can be a helpful to his elders and help people when they need help and he is a smart and kind hearted person and could be there for you at anything from your happiness times and sad times but one thing about him Is that people mix him up for Ishmael but the world Ishmael is from the Bible

Ismael or Ishmael the name is a legend from the during the time of Abraham in the Bible

by anonymous July 8, 2021

Ismael

Very ugly, didn’t have a girl for years, but he knows how to work it in bed and has a big dick ;)

He is such a ismael

by Urdaddy101010 April 25, 2019