Israeled

Taking something that isn't yours, and then shamelessly pretending it belongs to you while playing the victim.

He stole my idea, presented it as his own, and then cried plagiarism when I called him out. I guess he got Israeled!

by TheComputerNerd December 27, 2023

Israeled

When you get scapegoated for something factually incorrect.

When you reclaim your factual history despite the masses trying to overwrite it with lies.

Have you heard about time Israel colonized the Levant?

Yeah! It’s actually their indigenous homeland, so when people tell them to decolonize and go back to where they’re from, that’s actually what they did!

They’ve been Israeled with people making up fake history to cover up Jewish history, just like when Judaea was renamed Palestine by the Romans and when the Arabs built Al Aqsa on top of the holiest Jewish site, which isn’t even in the Arab’s holiest city Mecca. It’s quite sad, and we should all support Israel and their right to claim their factual history.

by ILikeFacts December 27, 2023

Israeled

To do everything according to the rules as they have been agreed only to be criticized anyway.

I parked in the designated area but got Israeled by the parking cop

by Menckensghost December 27, 2023

Israeled

To Be a light unto the nations

You have done such a beautiful deed. You've been Israeled

by A Yid December 27, 2023

Israeled

A negative and antisemitic term created by those who hate the only democratic country in the Middle East. Just as you wouldn't use certain terms that are pejorative (negative) for POC or religions, this word will show you as a rude bigot.

I have been Israeled (instead of Jewed).

by NoHatredHere December 27, 2023

Israeled

When you are legitimate and productive, and prove a bunch of hating, illiterate idiots wrong.

Illiterate Idiot: "Israel stole land."
Educated Person: "No it didn't you illiterate idiot. Go read a book."
Listener to Illiterate Idiot: "Damn, you got Israeled."

by NotAnIdiot1234 December 27, 2023

Israeled

The ability to help the world with inventions that the world needs such as navigation, cell phones, medical help including medicine, etc. All of this done while maintaining democracy.

You allowed me to stop using landline by inventing the cell phone? You israeled it

by ChosenToFightAlternativeFacts December 27, 2023