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iona graham-phillips

definitely not a slut. whoever wrote that should die. the hottest, sexiest woman alive, whom i love dearly.
oo! you're so hot! you look like an iona!
by Abby April 26, 2004
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Heather Iona Lawson

Hey did you just see Heather Iona Lawson? she is pretty, funny and smart. She is "irreplaceable" to me. I value her more than pringles..and life itself! I just wanted to let her know.
by SPHRDLY November 18, 2011
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Iona catholic high school

The trashiest school in sauga that a bunch of asians go to, than the occasional black people, than the 1000 white girls that try and act black. The school constantly has a nice trade of kush and vape pens. The teachers are completely oblivious to the fact half their students show up high asf everyday. Located in the most ghetto part of sauga (clk) u might randomly get stabbed in the hallways. HAVE FUN!
What school u go to?
Iona catholic high school , where the students are HIGH in school everyday
by Ionalover101 November 21, 2017
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Iona

Iona is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. iona is everyones best friend. iona is always there for you. iona is always happy for you. iona is the kind of person who would give you the last sweet. shes the kind of person you want to be friends with. shes fun to talk to and theres never a dull moment. iona makes you laugh until your ribs hurt. iona makes you smile. iona is the kind of person that sends you a halloween card just for fun. iona is fun, shes the kind of person who would go swimming with you at sunset. iona is the kind of person that puts other people before herself. iona is the kind of person that sticks up for her friends. iona is an amazing friend
person “wow she was so funny and friendly
other person “yeah, shes definitely an iona!”
by girlboss123 February 1, 2022
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iona wright

iona wright is a beautiful, outdoorsy kinda girl. She loves nothing more than eating itailian food all day and being creative. But watch out, give her the chance and she will seduce you to death. A total flirt and proud as can be, your classic redneck girl. She is a loyal person and loves her friends, but usually has one in particular of which she loves the most and will try to protect he/she no matter what it takes. She is supportive, funny and a great person to know!
guy1 : "wow man, who's that girl over there? She's amazing"
guy 2 : "Oh that's iona wright, a total badass redneck. Don't want to get on her bad side....her good side is dangerous too if ya know what i mean"

-they laughed as they checked her out-
by california_1995 November 10, 2013
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Iona

Looks like a potato chest is flat and white like a piece of paper is an absolute hoe and a bitch.
Bro she is such an Iona
by Bluepikachu 115 June 8, 2022
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Ionas

Generally a tall, handsome heart melter of a man, with a sexually provocative ponytail, that tends to consume large amounts of marijuana. He is generally known as "your dad", as he has had a sexual relationship with your mother at some point in time.
Eric Bugenhagen felt very threatened by Ionas presence.
by Mpetomatias November 20, 2021
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