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Home Invasion

A colonoscopy is an examination of the colon and small bowel with a fiber optic camera on a flexible tube passed through the anus.
I'm going for my home invasion this week. They better have sterilised the camera since the last patient!

I'm having a home invasion with Doctor Proctor. Will he send flowers and chocolates afterwards?
by GregFresser October 31, 2011
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zonie invasion

a period of time (usually spring break or summer) where thousands of Arizonians/Arizona State students flock to the beach towns in San Diego California (usually Pacific or Mission) and greatly annoy/amuse the natives of the local community. The most belligerantly drunk of them usually get knocked-the-fuck-out by a local resident at some point during their trip.
beach native 1: "damn its zonie invasion right now..."
beach native 2: "I know, they need to go back to zonie land"
by pbroots March 30, 2011
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Full Scale Invasion

When a guy or girl does not go slow or easy on their partner who is having sex for their first time.
Guy 1: So you finally had sex with Tonya last night? Was she a virgin?
Guy 2: Yeah but I didn't hold nothing back man. I went right at that and fucked that pussy hard man. She was screaming my name and shit bro!
Guy 1: Ah, so you went for the full scale invasion I see.
by Tex-Mex Shawn C. November 25, 2010
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asian invasion

when you cannot get out of a classroom because of a flood of asians streaming in for the class that starts in ten minutes
Person 1: Dude why are you always late to history?

Person 2 (angrily):...because of asian invasion after my biology class.
by ddm March 11, 2013
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canadian home invasion

When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube
Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.
by DarkHumor997 January 30, 2016
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Asian Invasion

1. Used to describe the "wave" of Asian immigration
2. Also used to describe a growing number of Asian products

However, there is no such thing as an Asian invasion. Asians make up only 5% of the population. This is hardly considered an "invasion". It was coined through hype, propaganda, ignorance and racism.
In reality, Asians are still a minority group.
"I saw TWO Asians today! It's an Asian Invasion!"
by Academic September 21, 2005
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invisinips

When a person's nipples are the same color as their skin. The nipples are said to look almost invisible.
I think she flashed me, she must have invisinips
by BALax January 9, 2007
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