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internymph

Someone who can't get enough of cybersex. A portmanteau of the words internet and nymphomaniac.
Tom: My girlfriend lives far away, but she's insatiable. Every night she demands at least an hour of cyber sex
Dick: Damn, nigga!
Harry: What an internymph!
by Jack324 July 14, 2007
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Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus

The condition in which your film streaming service loses internet connectivity at precisely the most dramatic moment of a scene.
"I was watching Bronson and right as Tom Hardy lunged for the prison guards the movie suffered from Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus."
by LondonBridgeisFuckingDown September 27, 2011
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Indianapolis Interruptor

Can take place in a variety of situations - but usually at a party, gala, event, etc. It is when a man is receiving any sort of sexual pleasuring to his penis and right as he is going to blow his load, someone behind him opens the door and startles him, causing him to turn around quickly and shoot his hot cream onto the face of the person who opened the door, aka the "interruptor."
Drew: "Hey man get me a beer from that back room."

Steve: "Ok."

As door opens - Steve gets a hot cream to his face.

Steve: "WTF!!! I cannot believe I just became an Indianapolis Interruptor."
by pizzaman2o1o March 18, 2008
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catus interruptus

When you are in the throes of pleasure and the cat comes in the room, hops on the bed, and throws you off your rhythm.
My roommate confessed that recently during intimacies the action came to an abrupt halt, as she and her gentleman caller were afflicted with catus interruptus when her cat came in to visit.
by LBo979 December 3, 2010
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Pointus Interruptus

When males urinate into a toilet and the opening at the end of the penis (Urethral Opening) becomes stuck together causing two streams of urine to go in different directions...one on the rim of the toilet or floor and one somewhere in the vicinity of the toilet bowl...
(Wife) John...Why is there pee all over the floor in the bathroom?... (John) My Pointus Interruptus flared up again ...I was going to clean it up!
by dup333 September 14, 2016
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Pinchus Interruptus

That moment when you are finally relaxed on a public toilet, enjoying the solitude and just about to pinch off a brewing turd, when someone else bursts into the lavatory to piss, shit or wash there hands. Pinchus Interruptus usually results in a full on defecatory hold pattern, or mid-release pinch or severe turtling effect until all other parties leave and perfect release conditions are restored.
I never use the 12th floor men’s room to shit on a Monday morning. All that NFL activity on Sunday creates the perfect environment for Pinchus Interruptus.

My ass was filthy from pinchus Interruptus earlier. The place was like grand central station and I kept turtling in and out and crowning. Finally got it out after everyone left and cleared out.
by Eaton Holgoode September 21, 2018
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IM Interruptus

When you're typing and an IM window pops up, hijacking your thoughts and you end up typing something totally irrelevant in the IM window.
I was writing a report on the mating habits of the Himilayan Wildebeast when I got IM Interruptus... I accidentally called my girlfriend a "large hairy mammal" on IM
by Eric Jackson April 4, 2006
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