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intensiview

An intense interview.

As made up by AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire from the Christmas Day Radio Show on BBC Radio 1
Phil: It's time for the Intensiview!
by kennydude December 28, 2011
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Intensitive

"I cant believe you moved my coffee, I bought that coffee and you've taken it away from my life, why are you committed to destroying my life and putting me on the streets because you moved my coffee"

"You're being so intensitive, you asshole"
by Leafgirl72 September 15, 2020
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moans intensely

by urmomurdad January 20, 2022
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incentify

To cause someone to be excited about what you're offering.
If you offer your customers a discount, this will incentify them (to buy from you).
by Melinda W July 20, 2008
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Intensity

1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from
radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really bad team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery.
Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye.
2 (b) Getting rowdy
1. If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off.
2. We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense.
by DJ 'Burth December 11, 2008
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For all intensive purposes

A reintepration of the earlier phrase "for all intents and purposes", the phrase means "virtually" or "for all practical purposes".
For all intensive purposes the phrase "for all intensive purposes" is identical to "for all intents and purposes", and anyone who continues to make the distinction is a soulless pedant.
by MKHH November 14, 2006
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samsung intensity

A cell phone with a full keyboard. A decent phone, if only it had more than 20mb of memory and could shoot, send, and recieve VIDEO!
Guy 1: I got the samsung intensity!
Guy 2: Sucks for you, it can't even shoot video!
Guy 1: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
by YouMayCallMeV December 1, 2010
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