instaqually

A hoe on Instagram who posts provacative pictures that would be considered soft porn.

Yo look at that instaqually posting all those pics of her flat ass booty

by Radiohead2000 September 27, 2015

Instahoarder

Someone who hoards Instagram accounts. Usually unfinished projects or exercise their different personalities..

"How many accounts do you have, punk?"
"Haha I dunno,
10 at least...
Wanna follow all 10?!
They are all separate projects which I meant to finish at some point, lol"... "Pls follow"
"You Instahoarder!"

by hybred August 21, 2020

Instaham

The way my friend spells Instagram as a joke...

WE HAVE INSTAGRAM BUT NOW WE HAVE INSTAHAM

by Thrash Metal and Fuk August 6, 2021

Instaball

Where you post a picture of your balls on Instagram and people call you out on it

Guy: Did you see Adam Instaball on Instagram.

Girl: No I didn't see it yet
Guy:His balls where very hairy
Girl: Omg I need to check his Instaball

by KLASHNINJA August 17, 2021

InstaDelusional

A woman whose ego is inflated by filters, likes, and simps in her DMs—believing she’s out of everyone’s league while offering the personality of a Ring camera.

“She’s a cashier with a selfie addiction and thinks she deserves a millionaire. She’s full-on InstaDelusional.”

by shores June 29, 2025