Your value doesn't even amount to the juice squeezed from an old whore's soiled Tampon. Do your keepers a huge favor: do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own asshole.
by the dasonator March 3, 2004
Get the insult mug.An insult is usually when someone says something rude or offensive to another person. Insults are usually used when someone is being annoying, but sometimes are used as jokes. Around 95% of people on the internet use insults, but only 1% of those use insults other than the following:
"Fuck you"
"I banged your mom last night" (This one is also said a lot in COD lobbies)
"Gay"
"Shut up"
"Fuck you"
"I banged your mom last night" (This one is also said a lot in COD lobbies)
"Gay"
"Shut up"
Me: *types a comment on a youtube video*
Some kid: *replies back* "Shut up. I banged your mom last night"
Me: Nice insult, dickweed
Some kid: *replies back* "Shut up. I banged your mom last night"
Me: Nice insult, dickweed
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A puppet who completely OWNED wordEminem/word at the MTV awards show, and the most hilarious thing ever. Originally part of Late Night with Conan O'brien. Likes to fuck all the bitches.
by combat_rock November 8, 2003
Get the Triumph the insult comic dog mug.A compliment couched in the form or tone of an insult. Often used by people who *want* to be nice, but fear being seen as weak or disingenuous, but can be unintentional.
When Maurice told Mary she was "the least photogenic pretty chick" he'd ever seen, he meant that pictures didn't do her beauty justice, but it came off as a backhanded insult.
by PBMax February 24, 2008
Get the Backhanded Insult mug.An insult kamikaze is the term applied to the action of insulting someone at your expense, so you insult both yourself and the other person.
Miguel: Suck dick Nico.
Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.
Nico: You would know.
Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?
Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.
Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.
Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary
Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.
Nico: You would know.
Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?
Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.
Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.
Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary
by SMSchoirboy October 31, 2011
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by Tom October 21, 2003
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