ibook

-A crappy computer from Macintosh(crapy anyways) that uses a small battery that can't run a small machine.
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day

John: I have a ibook.
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!

by Einstein March 17, 2005

Inoodoch

Inoodoch is actually an acronym created By a high schooler in the early 2000s. It stands for "Insert Name Of Omnipotent Deity Of Choice Here" and is used generally by well-meaning atheists having discussions about religion in a public place, so as not to offend the masses into stabbing said non-offensive atheist repeatedly with whatever's handy.
I.N.O.O.D.O.C.H.

"Just because I don't believe in Inoodoch, doesn't mean I am going to run around killing people."

by NaturalAmericanSpirit*tm* May 9, 2009

incokenito

the state of a person supplying cocaine, who cannot reveal their identity. Therefore, a third party, (also know as Middle Man) who the dealer and connoisseur are both acquainted with makes introductions or transactions.

I really wanted a 40 bag, but that shady man Chad hooked me up with is totally incokenito!

by arcoiris October 6, 2009

incookienito

Keeping your computer browsing protected in both directions: not revealing your identity to other sites, and not accepting other sites' cookies into your computer.

evolved from "incognito", which is old and Latin, and not as explicit and current as "incookienito"

"I don't want ads following around my Internet-browsing path, so I will just open Google Chrome "incookienito" "

by anamorphosis June 6, 2013

invokana

A diabetic drug that causes amputations,

"Someone took invokana" - the minge

by -EG- May 9, 2018

icooksalt

A person who is dumb enough to name themselves ICookSalt, this person literally has one brain cell. If someone names themselves this they either have high cholesterol or they literally cook salt.

“Hey what do you do in your spare time?”
“Oh ICooksalt.”
“Yo that’s dumb.”

by Kitchen February 16, 2019

Invoke the Trinity

coke cocaine turn up alchohol beer weed marijuana lit pnwlit pnw

You: yo, Young Jimmy is trynna invoke the trinity tonight.
Friend: Oh for real? that shit lit af...

by yomansnothot January 23, 2019