indonesia

the magical land you go to when you've smoked some crazy indo herb.

Johnny's been stoned all weekend, looks like he's taking a little vacation to indonesia.

by Nick D April 2, 2003

Indonesia

A Republic archipelago of islands consisting of Borneo,Sumatra,java and Sulawesi

Many unique animals such as Javan and Sumatran rhinos live in Indonesia

by Animal info March 4, 2017

The Indonesian Squirts

When one eats enough Asian cuisine to result in violent and painful diarrhea, sporadically exiting the anus, resembling the series of islands that make up Indonesia.

"I shouldn't of had all that duck sauce on my egg roll because now I have The Indonesian Squirts"

by TheRealestDonCon January 20, 2017

Indonesian Lawnmower

The act of licking the pubic hairs of another persons anal cavity in a fast, circular motion. It works much better if the person receiving the Indonesian Lawnmower has a very hairy asshole.

D00d, my asshole is so hairy. I'm gonna tell that ho Rachel to give me the Indonesian Lawnmower, and then I'm gonna fart in her mouth.

by Nate of Fate. February 25, 2009

Spicy Indonesian

When a man pours Indonesian hot sauce on his penis, and has a girl give him a blowjob, resulting in a burning sensation on the guy's penis, as well as a burning sensation on the girl's tongue.

She had the kinkiest idea last night, she asked if i wanted to try out the spicy Indonesian.

by Xkuay March 31, 2010

indonesian fried chicken salad

a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.

" nigga you straight indonesian fried chicken salad'd that chink bitch janice last night nigga."

by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009

Indonesian ass clogger

When a woman has diarrhea, and you try to stop the flow with your penis.

I did the Indonesian ass clogger on my girlfriend last night.

This was thought up by my friend Benson.

by MHO April 13, 2013