Facebook Investigator

Similar to a private investigator, but they use facebook to obtain information about someone. Usually done by a friend, to find out information about a potential love interest. The investigator usually does not personally know the person they are investigating.

Johnny: hey, did you facebook friend Rebecca yet, so I can know her relationship status?
Facebook Investigator: yeah, turns out she is single, and looking for friendship.

Johnny: thanks man, I owe you.

by bicuspid2011 May 1, 2010

Inchestigate

To thoroughly examine the chest of a female.

Ryan: Dude look at that bitch over there, I'd **** that ass raw.

Mikey: Bro, maybe if you had inchestigated, you would have noticed that she's flatter than an illinois road.

by therealbrofessor June 29, 2010

Place of Investigation

A place has an investigative significance.

We've reconizgned Tampa, Florida as a Place of Investigation.

by the_surveiller May 16, 2013

incestigate

The act of passionately searching for phat loots for the game World of Warcraft.

What drops in that instance? I shall incestigate for the drops!

by MainTankRespectIt February 10, 2007

private investigator

A personal friend.

That private investigator will know.

by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015

intestigate

to investigate a situation in a rather homosexual manner

The case of the missing cat was a matter I needed to intestigate

by Tokiya April 1, 2008

Investigated myself

to inspect the unknown, examine ones self, possibly using a mirror, place your hands or probes in regions never dared to by others, or wanted to for that matter, the darkest parts unseen to the naked eye

"I investigated myself and found shit happens, but instead i will rid myself of blame and post this to facebook"

by Onetobeat June 12, 2015