take inventory

to check eachother out nudey booty

They snuck into the empty classroom to take inventory.

by instinctvbc February 11, 2012

Internet Inventor

A person whose the sole inventor of the internet.And also the person responsible for the global warming shit

man#1-Hey I just found out that AL GORE invented the Internet.

Man#2-Not only is he the Internet Inventor .I hear he is the man responsible for global warming !

by troubledemon February 7, 2010

Inventory thinker

A inventory thinker is a person who gathers and stores a collective of unoriginal ideas, words, and/or expressions, while being unable to think upon the originality of those concepts on their own. A inventory thinker thrives off of self-gratification and popularity as a means of collecting from their environment. A inventory thinker loves to throws around recycled phrases, information, or insults for whatever gain they experience from doing so. A inventory thinker thinks of themselves as witty and clever, while demonstrating the complete opposite. Behaviorally, They are most likely to bandwagon things that they don't put much research or thought into. They are considerately ignorant. They would most likely scour Urban Dictionary attempting to collect existing ideas for themselves. They are also found vastly among the religious.

Inventory thinker: "Hey guys, we should all donate to Kony 2012!"
Response: "Why should we do that?"
Inventory thinker: "Because it's supporting a cause, we get freebies and shit"
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Inventory thinker: "You're a stupid mouth-breather"
Response: "That's supposed to be an insult? Aren't scuba divers technically mouth-breathers?"
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Inventory thinker: "God is going to punish you because you drink beer, and the Bible says so"
Response: "Good to know...say, where's the nearest bar around here?"

by Adnama Latniuq December 3, 2013

Streamer Inventory Syndrome

A disorder that typically appears amongst streamers on Twitch. These streamers lack the ability to manage and organize their inventories in the games that they play, causing their inventory to become full of random garbage.

Peepo A: "Wow, that streamer's inventory is full of garbage! They should really clean it"
Peepo B: "Yeah, they suffer from Streamer Inventory Syndrome"

by jadedkittytv October 28, 2022

liquidate the inventory

To masturbate profusely

After seeing Liz last night and she didn't put out, I had to go liquidate the inventory once I got home.

by CthulhusBongBuddy November 28, 2015

tyler the inventor

the hottest man on the planet just daddy material in general

tyler the inventor is the top g

by kimust July 29, 2022

Diaper Inventor Guy

A customer, regardless of his 400 credit score, coming into a Mercedes Benz dealership and saying he is going to come back with a cashiers check for 200k dollars when his diaper invention pays off. Of course this person is never heard from again. This can apply to any said person pretending to have the ability to pay cash for expensive items when in reality they are only fooling themselves.

orgin CA

Oh, I wont be financing this vehicle, I am bringing back a cashiers check for the full amount because of my (insert any answer here like im getting a big inheritance, or my diaper invention is paying off.) Hence, diaper inventor guy will never be seen again.

by JC, VT September 5, 2009